Ouch!
I have blue balls, just like kevy-poo. Kev said I can’t use his real name cause he is applying to school. Anyway I checked ….you cannot find this blog on google, no matter how matter how many key words in what combinations you type. Unfortunately I believe I only have about 15 or less readers :(. Very very sad. I have this window open while I am at work doing an EXECUTIVE REPORT that will be filed with the city of New York. But wouldn’t be funny if I accidentally typed, “I have blue balls” into this report??? If I really wanted to get fired I could do it.
BTW, did you miss me or what this week?
In other GJ news and in the spirit of blogging about the blog: I have retired from writing about these two aspects: getting GJ. and getting drunk. Because I am OVER IT! Ok? Okay fine I did get drunk this week. I got pulled down by sarah a-la the “accident part 2” but ok that’s enough. Okay and I am not over last nights party.com cause I am surely gonna be on when I go to the motherfucker party on Sunday. No just kidding I never wanna be on that site unless I look like a complete winner. But open redbull and vodka leads to dancing on a speaker with my shirt falling off and ars losing her shit like a wild monkey. So im over it!!! If you know me well you know I get in and over things pretty quickly… like that time I was obsessed with Andrew W K…OVER IT!
Real life news:
I am still under for a warrant for arrest. I am supposed to show up for jury march 3, to relieve this monkey from my back…but I think it would just be better if instead..I really got arrested and screamed out, “gee-jay.blogspot!!” as I was pulled in to the cop car with hand cuffs. My inspiration was from watching home alone where the bad guys were saying “wet bandits!!” as they got pulled into the cop car. I love home alone 1 and 2.
Fake life news:
My coworker and brand new friend are starting a reality tv show about inspecting (in like, an environmental way) the stars homes. We are definitely going to rake up a lot scum at k-fed’s house. He is definitely a polluter. I can just tell by his looks. He is polluting the world with that song about luscious booty..ok fine, I’ll say it. I love that song. did you know he worte it in one day?
Things I liked yesterday News:
Torino 2006 figure skating.!!! I love the man below from his blonde shag, sparkles, spandex bell sleaves... right down to the blade!
Can you just not get enough of this little Russian ice-kapading hunk of joy? He has got a cold Russian sob story and everthing. Did y’all see him blowing kisses to the audience? My heart broke into pieces and shattered all over the rink (well, Lindsey's hard wood floors) Big crush. Big crush. When will the male on male figure skating start? I mean with Brokeback as the film of 2006, why not add male on male skating??? I am tired of these hetero-normative Olympic competition standards. I am getting bored that’sall. MMM thankyou plushenko.
Three-day weekend news:
Thanks to the presidents of past I got off on monday. No, I am not thanking bush the monkey. So..what's on fer this weekend? an animal party, a motherfucker party and maybe an activity involving not the east village/lower east side and seeing the light of day!!! wahooo!!!!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Love, GJ.
P.s. Sorry if you hung out with me yesterday and we already had this conversation.
P.P.S. To those who asked, no I do not use spell check. I spell how I like “fer shore dood.” I choose to preserve the raw essence of GJ.
BTW, did you miss me or what this week?
In other GJ news and in the spirit of blogging about the blog: I have retired from writing about these two aspects: getting GJ. and getting drunk. Because I am OVER IT! Ok? Okay fine I did get drunk this week. I got pulled down by sarah a-la the “accident part 2” but ok that’s enough. Okay and I am not over last nights party.com cause I am surely gonna be on when I go to the motherfucker party on Sunday. No just kidding I never wanna be on that site unless I look like a complete winner. But open redbull and vodka leads to dancing on a speaker with my shirt falling off and ars losing her shit like a wild monkey. So im over it!!! If you know me well you know I get in and over things pretty quickly… like that time I was obsessed with Andrew W K…OVER IT!
Real life news:
I am still under for a warrant for arrest. I am supposed to show up for jury march 3, to relieve this monkey from my back…but I think it would just be better if instead..I really got arrested and screamed out, “gee-jay.blogspot!!” as I was pulled in to the cop car with hand cuffs. My inspiration was from watching home alone where the bad guys were saying “wet bandits!!” as they got pulled into the cop car. I love home alone 1 and 2.
Fake life news:
My coworker and brand new friend are starting a reality tv show about inspecting (in like, an environmental way) the stars homes. We are definitely going to rake up a lot scum at k-fed’s house. He is definitely a polluter. I can just tell by his looks. He is polluting the world with that song about luscious booty..ok fine, I’ll say it. I love that song. did you know he worte it in one day?
Things I liked yesterday News:
Torino 2006 figure skating.!!! I love the man below from his blonde shag, sparkles, spandex bell sleaves... right down to the blade!
Can you just not get enough of this little Russian ice-kapading hunk of joy? He has got a cold Russian sob story and everthing. Did y’all see him blowing kisses to the audience? My heart broke into pieces and shattered all over the rink (well, Lindsey's hard wood floors) Big crush. Big crush. When will the male on male figure skating start? I mean with Brokeback as the film of 2006, why not add male on male skating??? I am tired of these hetero-normative Olympic competition standards. I am getting bored that’sall. MMM thankyou plushenko.
Three-day weekend news:
Thanks to the presidents of past I got off on monday. No, I am not thanking bush the monkey. So..what's on fer this weekend? an animal party, a motherfucker party and maybe an activity involving not the east village/lower east side and seeing the light of day!!! wahooo!!!!
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Love, GJ.
P.s. Sorry if you hung out with me yesterday and we already had this conversation.
P.P.S. To those who asked, no I do not use spell check. I spell how I like “fer shore dood.” I choose to preserve the raw essence of GJ.
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