re: weddings

I mean is it a fucking law that weddings have to suck? Maybe only the kind in NJ. But seriously,Enya? Enya? I do not want to listen to Enya. oh wait and sandstorm? WTF, is sandstorm a symbol of your love? Yeah prob if you met your lover clubbing in NJ. And if i have to sit next my cousins who will not stop talking for 100 miles per hour while my aunt is telling me 'how i shouldnt be upset that i am flat-chested' it is not fair to then make me listen to ENYA. At my wedding, the relatives wil wear mouth guards with a filter that prevents them from saying.. well anything... and i will be wearing a lycra body suit similar to lovefoxx's and there will be only karaoke and hot dogs and i am going to make then listen to me sing the pet sounds album on repeat as pay back for this torture. okay fine ill grow up - i am so happy for the bride and groom and hope they share a great life together. and what would family parties be with out tons of larry david-esque utterings? At least it wasn't like when my mom was in Turkey and she told the grandma of the groom that if she goes to Mecca she will die. superawk

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