My roommate, "the little one".
She wakes up in the morning and she's like, "what??? Huh?" Then she washes her face for about 7 minutes. Hey, she looks fresh. She doesn't shower all that much though. Then she usually does something really cute like toast a waffle and put honey on it and then proceeds to cover it with one thousand tiny blueberries. Then she makes her self an Emergen-C drink because she's got a hang over. She usually puts on a cute skirt and dashes (runs) out the door.
Ars. That, Ars. Whenever we debate about stuff like, politics, Perez Hilton (shout out) or boys, she always argues things, like, "whatever those idiot motherfuckers!" Hey, she is mostly right about things, but some things we are just not sure of. Like, she won't have kids cause she doesn't want to bring people into this godforsaken world. Ah ars. She doesn't understand why someone would take the cheese of their pizza but she knows why the hungry in America are starving, why the glaciers at the North Pole are melting and why that boy did that mean thing to that girl.
She also does other cute stuff, like cuts out a tiny million pieces of paper and glues them together to make your birthday present. She made a sign with the F train logo for the door to our back yard that says, "Lock the door you vagrants, Don't make me call your mom". She tries on outfits that show her butt and boobs and prances around like an elf. But don't fuck with her or she'll smack you or break your glasses.
Love that one.
Love, GJ
P.s. Her Reaction:
aww thats sooo cute of you!! (although i dont want to have kids not
because of the world, but because they are fucking brats and a waste
of time)
Ars. That, Ars. Whenever we debate about stuff like, politics, Perez Hilton (shout out) or boys, she always argues things, like, "whatever those idiot motherfuckers!" Hey, she is mostly right about things, but some things we are just not sure of. Like, she won't have kids cause she doesn't want to bring people into this godforsaken world. Ah ars. She doesn't understand why someone would take the cheese of their pizza but she knows why the hungry in America are starving, why the glaciers at the North Pole are melting and why that boy did that mean thing to that girl.
She also does other cute stuff, like cuts out a tiny million pieces of paper and glues them together to make your birthday present. She made a sign with the F train logo for the door to our back yard that says, "Lock the door you vagrants, Don't make me call your mom". She tries on outfits that show her butt and boobs and prances around like an elf. But don't fuck with her or she'll smack you or break your glasses.
Love that one.
Love, GJ
P.s. Her Reaction:
aww thats sooo cute of you!! (although i dont want to have kids not
because of the world, but because they are fucking brats and a waste
of time)
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