Sammy's

I went to this Roumanian steakhouse last week and it smelled like disinfectant. This was o.k., because the atmosphere was amazing. My friend order soup with unborn chicken eggs. Unborn eggs are eggs cooked just after they are fertilized. They are just like little rubber egg yolks. I have no idea why I have never heard of them before. I guess people stopped using after the agricultural revolution and figured out how to keep the cocks separate from the hens. They are not on wikipedia, but these duck eggs are. Pretty nasty. Anyway, thank god I ordered the veal sausages. So, there was this dude with a keyboard playing all these corny songs (think obladi-oblada (sp?)) the whole time. I thought he was so awesome, because he kept saying all this smooth shit, like asking us if we (my friends and I) were banging and trying to get us to dance with the old men at another table on the dance floor. O.k., that desciption doesn't do him justice. Oh yeah - and they give you a huge bowl of pickles. I give it an A+ even though the food was less than par. I bet the steak is really good, Ill order it next time. Chrystie Street @ Delancey. Side note: the Whole Foods at Chystie street is being delayed again. I think it should just be a fairway.

I was just interrupted by the best person in my office - this Russian, like really Russian, guy who loves Depeche Mode. I overheard him saying, “My sister is the number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan” Then he just said out loud to the whole office,” I highly recommend this movie! It is sooo gory!” He is cute.

All the bands at PS1 on Saturday were bad. There was a cheesy acrobatic hula-hooper.
I don’t have to do any work.

Love,
me