WAKE UP, It's the first of the month.

Yo Yo Yo. What up what up what up!!! Hello ladies and gents!! Ladies are you keeping your cool??? Guys, gals ya keeping your thingies happy? Alright then.

Happy birthday to ARS. That special one little shit!!!!

Why I must have done something very good when I was a kid:

1. I am going to Puerto Rico in two weeks!!!
2. I am going to Turkey this summer and staying in a tree house with my BFF!!!
3. Gorillaz just announced that they are playing the Apollo for like 5 nights in april!!! Holy shit!!!!!!! Dance dance dance!!!
4. My friends are the shit and we have so many damn good events coming up!!!
5. Holy shit I forgot I am also going to the rolling stones I think!!! Even though they were so lame at the superbowl!!!


Why I must have been a bad kid:

1. I have blue balls again.
2. I’m bored at work everyday and no one says hi to me.
3. The OC isn’t on lately.

The overall verdict – I’m a lucky cunt!!! Shitttt!!! Life DOESN”T SUCK afterall. All I need is to marry Andrew w k, receive a puppy in the mail, and have grandma dolly drink from the fountain of youth and I’d be the number one luckiest gal in this galaxy! Schweeetness!

Last time my friends went to PR, I was 21 and stuck in Houston, TX to present my paper on an oceanic impact event. I shared a room at the super 8 with my thesis mentor who farted every ten minutes and lights out at 8pm every night. Pay back time!!!!

Love and excitement, GJ.

p.s. stay tuned for my free style pod cast!!!! Ok enough with the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!