On rap and being a badass.

Don't get me started. Don't even. Okay, so there are few a reasons why I haven't written in a few days. I'll put it into some friendly easy to read bullets because I know ya'll have the attention span of a goat.

1. I'm kind of a big deal. I kind of have a life.

2. I had to go to court on friday. My bro picked me up at me apt. thursday..ugg this is a boring story. end of story..no harm done, no jury duty. I did get a lap top though!!!

3. I went to see Clipse on friday and couldn't write about it afterwards because it was so crowded and sweaty and gross and they kept doing gun shot noises...so it was a bit whack...but some of the songs were really tight..until they did the gunshots again.

4. I haven't written cause you assholes aren't commenting...but this blog is for me not you.

Ok so on saturday night I drank a sparks...plus!!!! A new drink called sparks plus has more crap in it to slowly kill you. It tastes like murky, muddy sparks..yuck.


Then I watched SNL cause homegirl - natalie p was on..and I have to say mad respeckt because her rap was better than I could of ever done!!! Hershy's got flow.

"When I was in harvard, smoked weed everyday, cheated all my tests and snorted up the yay..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9onCFLXHc&search=natalie%20portman

YES YES Y'ALL!!! I thought I was the only gal who rapped about getting her d**ck s*ckedd!!!! Respeckt!!!!

Then I went to this bar called the Backroom, that looks like your inside the titanic and drank jack and coke out of a tea cup. These norwegians were hitting on my friends and shit...but had no chance...

Skol!!!!!!!!!!! Oscar party tonight.

Love, GJ